Time travel, by its very nature, was invented in all periods of history simultaneously.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.

Departure should be sudden.

Cook ingredients that you are used to cooking by other techniques, such as fish, chicken, or hamburgers. In other words be comfortable with the ingredients you are using.

I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.

lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do ... They just don't wear them all at the same time.

The voices of all creatures are in the voices of the river.

Just two words: a masterpiece.

I could not imagine that the future I was walking toward could compare in any way to the past that I was leaving behind.

What happened casually remains -

Because I have so much life on my pitches, I can get away with getting too much of the plate every now and then.