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Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was."Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked."

Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was."Is there any tea on this spaceship?" he asked.




Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!"

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "This must be Thursday, ' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

This must be Thursday, ' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays.





Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged."

And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--and thus was the Empire forged.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?"

Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?




Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "When I was young I used to have this nightmare about dying. I used to lie awake at night screaming. All my schoolfriends went to heaven or hell, and I was sent to Southend."

When I was young I used to have this nightmare about dying. I used to lie awake at night screaming. All my schoolfriends went to heaven or hell, and I was sent to Southend.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."

A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious."

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.




Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water."

It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. "I will go mad!" he annouced."

He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arm out wide. "I will go mad!" he annouced.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed."

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Don't blame you, " said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later."

Don't blame you, " said Marvin and counted five hundred and ninety-seven thousand million sheep before falling asleep again a second later.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?"

Vell, Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "How many roads must a man walk down?"

How many roads must a man walk down?



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?"

Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?




Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "My capacity for happiness, " he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first"

My capacity for happiness, " he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist, " says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist, " says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "And I write novels!" chimed in the other cop. "Though I haven't had any of them published yet, so I better warn you, I'm in a meeeean mood!"

And I write novels!" chimed in the other cop. "Though I haven't had any of them published yet, so I better warn you, I'm in a meeeean mood!



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully."

Zaphod marched quickly down the passageway, nervous as hell, but trying to hide it by striding purposefully.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means."

Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "And for all the richest and most successful merchants life inevitably became rather dull and niggly, and they began to imagine that this was therefore the fault of the worlds they'd settled on."

And for all the richest and most successful merchants life inevitably became rather dull and niggly, and they began to imagine that this was therefore the fault of the worlds they'd settled on.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!"

The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot."

In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood..."

Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!"

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day."

What does it matter? Science has achieved some wonderful things, of course, but I'd far rather be happy than right any day.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "As soon as Mr. Prosser realized that he was substantially the loser after all, it was as if a weight lifted itself off his shoulders: this was more like the world as he knew it."

As soon as Mr. Prosser realized that he was substantially the loser after all, it was as if a weight lifted itself off his shoulders: this was more like the world as he knew it.



Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Quotes: "Howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl gargle gargle howl gargle gargle gargle howl slurrp uuuurgh should have a good time. Message repeats."

Howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl howl gargle howl gargle howl howl gargle gargle howl gargle gargle gargle howl slurrp uuuurgh should have a good time. Message repeats.