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Henny Youngman Quotes: This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
         

This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.


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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
         



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