Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

I am made of universal love. I embrace my interconnected self and let it bring me joy.

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success.

QUIT = Quickly Uphold Important Things

The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.

The world, dear Agnes, is a strange affair.

The compact between writing and walking is almost as old as literature -- a walk is only a step away from a story, and every path tells.

Never become so much of an expert that you stop gaining expertise. View life as a continuous learning experience.

All of civility depends on being able to contain the rage of individuals.

Most countries choose to have government run the economy.

It's impossible to map out a route to your destination if you don't know where you're starting from.