They say kids today don't know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That's why they ask for five.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

if you will grow, everything will grow with you.

eat whatever you meet along the way.If you come late don't eat but wack yours with hers.

She wanted to destroy something. The crash and clatter were what she wanted to hear.

Chamber music - a conversation between friends.

I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

I am interested in reconstructing symbols. It's about connecting with an older knowledge and trying to discover continuities in why we search for heaven.

‎Not having time for a person, not being able to sit in silence together with somebody, that's the same as rejecting them, as being scornful about them.

You can waste your whole life trying to be everything to everybody. Pick your passion. And let them pick theirs.

I got the Weary Blues And I can't be satisfied.

Only when Eternity takes Time by the hand, Only when infinity weds the finite's thought, Can man be free from himself and live with God.