There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!Garfield, the cat.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

When in doubt, " Calypso said, "Tater Tots.

Positive thoughts lead to positive results.

You can't have thousands of cars without good computers on the electric grid.

Wear pink!' her mother had said. 'It confuses the enemy.

Although we sometimes did without a few of life's necessities, we rarely lacked for its luxuries.

America My Country: last nation on earth to abolish human slavery; first of all nations to drop the nuclear bomb on our fellow human beings.

For marriage the best man is the man within oneself. Most women need to develop their own 'masculine' qualities of independence, pride, courage and open sexuality.

You must understand the whole of life, not just one little part of it.

London now has its own John Grisham.

God does not want you to become a God; he wants you to become godly - taking on his values, attitudes, and character.