There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

When you can't think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts

Not to mention, "Magnus noted, "that Jace killed him. That would put anyone off".

It's nice to be able to do things for other people, isn't it?That's why it's fun to talk in the third person sometimes.

Please don't look for me. You won't find me.

To be involved in the seven spheres of life is to extend kingdom virtues

Charity you can give even when you haven't got.

It's a compliment to me to hear you screaming.

Leaders need to have a ruthless commitment to resolving relational conflict regardless of how bad it feels.

An opinion can be argued with; a conviction is best shot. The logical end of a war of creeds is the final destruction of one, and Salammbo is the classical text-book instance.

I like walking into the studio everyday and having completely custom, diverse artwork to do. And my clients keep the interesting ideas flowing in.