The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

The most common lie you will ever tell God is your opportunity to do the right thing was taken from you.

The conservative movement is like a country club based in Washington, D.C.

I wanted to be myself. Only myself.

I am definitely not like the hottest young actress, the most beautiful or whatever. I have my own thing going.

It's going to be over fairly soon; it goes by quick. Even if I live till I'm one hundred, it's quick.

People involved in my personal life make fun of me a lot for not being jaded.

It's all about patience and persistence - you often have to expose a child to a new food numerous times before he or she will begin to like it. So keep trying!

Every day, without fail, I eat some dark chocolate.

So now she and I are friends - not with benefits, but memories.

Style is the substance of the subject called unceasingly to the surface.