The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.

I never met a lasagna I didn't like

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's ok, because you can't afford it anyway.

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Good morning is a contradiction of terms.

When all else fails, look cute.

The strangest things in life, are often closer to reality, than reality would like to admit.

You're only as weak as you let yourself become, and you're only as strong as you allow yourself to be.

I am ordinary person with extraordinary curiosity.

Happiness is there when perceptions and expectations are in joyful harmony.

... the novel, arguably the author's best, had a disquieting power, like a sleeping crocodile.

I'm not a girly girl. I go to the bar. I like to get dirty. I love sports. I'm like the son my dad never had.

God's Word is the only reliable guideline for living. Following your heart, without the leading of His Word and His Spirit, will lead you to His judgement.

You could spend every waking moment online and still only experience one-trillionth of what's out there. I find that a little overwhelming.

I'm the finance minister of a bankrupt country!

A man is like a novel: until the very last page you don't know how it will end. Otherwise it wouldn't be worth reading.