The person who can bring the spirit of laughter into a room is indeed blessed.

The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

For me, a hearty "belly laugh" is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup.

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

There once was a student named Bessor Whose knowledge grew lessor and lessor. It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And today he's a college professor!

Politicians are like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog.

In a notable family called Stein There were Gertrude, and Ep, and then Ein. Gert's writing was hazy, Ep's statues were crazy, And nobody understood Ein.

Football season: The only time of the year when a man can walk down the street with a blond on one arm and a blanket on the other without encountering raised eyebrows.

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise sound like a deep thought.

Dig deep. Find your way to your soul.

You will find what you seek.

We do not remember days we remember moments.

Women must pay for everything. They do get more glory than men for comparable feats, but, they also get more notoriety when they crash.

There is a shotgun wedding going on and its between Marketing and IT. Finance's worst nightmare

The left-wing, which consists of armoured and motorized forces and has no enemy in front of it, will be stopped dead in its tracks upon direct order from the Fuhrer.

happy people have got something to give to the world.

It's actually very difficult to make something both simple and good.

The most tremendous genius raised Mozart above all masters, in all centuries and in all the arts.

Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success.