The only time to believe any kind of rating is when it shows you at the top.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

First visualize your goal in your mind. Then have a leap of faith, and let your passion guide you throughout the process.

What looks like resistance is often a lack of clarity.

Honesty means nothing until you are tested under circumstances where you are sure you could get away with dishonesty.

It is silly to drain others; for when you drain others, you also pick up their vibratory force.

The act of longing for something will always be more intense than the requiting of it.

The difference between average people and achieving people is their perception of and response to...failure.

History never seems to teach us any lessons. But that is no reason to give up.

There's too many people in seats of power who just haven't got a clue what they're doing. They're bean counters, and it just pisses me off because consequently our kids go to see this crap movie.

Learning how to make your own fun and discover things on your own is something that is applicable to any job, any relationship, any trip, any adventure in life.

Why, if we are as pragmatic as we claim, don't we begin to ask ourselves seriously: Where does our real future lie?