The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

To get someone's attentionsay three words with compassion.Say "I love you", more than me, like the river loves the sea.

The more passionate and argumentative I get the more followers and friends I make online.

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in the same house.

There will be things that I do that no one will be left to understand.

It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits on it that aren't on anything else, so as exciting as that sounds.

There are people like me who are not there yet, who are still the eagle flying high right now, still experiencing more in the world and growing as a result of that - and that is my journey.

I want all my friends, family and fans to know that I am in good spirits and I will be fine.

I demand my kids be respectful, responsible and grateful. And they have to love the Lord with all their hearts.

I had no fear 'cause it seemed everyone in the audience always applauded whatever I did. Course, maybe it was because I always seemed to know everyone in the audience.

You can't fit your clothes well and look your best if you don't know what you're working with.