The hardest working person in showbusiness has never been or ever will be a 'famous person'.

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.

She lives the poetry she cannot write

The Earth is not 6,000 or 10,000 years old. It's not. And if that conflicts with your beliefs, I strongly feel you should question your beliefs.

The e-mails [from WikiLeaks] show that behind closed doors speaking to these international bankers, Hillary Clinton's pledged to destroy the sovereignty of the United States.

For God's sake, take care of your men. If they fire, they die!

Love is light, warmth and comfort. Understanding is just light.

I have been photographing people dancing for 20 or 30 years now, and I think I will eventually do a book of dancing photos.

Humility is the distinguishing virtue of the believer in freedom; arrogance, of the paternalist.

I don’t look at myself as the mayor, I look at myself as just a normal, regular person.

Never chide with anger, but instruction.