The Earth is not 6,000 or 10,000 years old. It's not. And if that conflicts with your beliefs, I strongly feel you should question your beliefs.

Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don't.

We are just a speck, on a speck, orbiting a speck, in the corner of a speck, in the middle of nowhere.

To leave the world better than you found it, sometimes you have to pick up other people's trash.

Science is the best idea humans have ever had. The more people who embrace that idea, the better.

You and I are made of stardust. We are the stuff of exploded stars. We are therefore, at least 1 way that the Universe knows itself. That, to me, is astonishing.

There's nothing I believe in more strongly than getting young people interested in science and engineering, for a better tomorrow, for all humankind.

I speak with dogs frequently. They don't really talk, but I feel they're communicating.

The natural world is a package deal; you don't get to select which facts you like and which you don't.

The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.

Science is the best thing humans beings have ever come up with. And if it isn't, science will fix it.

When things don't happen, people get Sick. They see time Tick and they want it Quick. They forget that Success happens brick by brick.

Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

Since everything is already the Supreme Buddha Nature, where are you going to find it?

Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire.

I truly believe fishing is like a washing machine for your brain

The manner in which things exist and take place, constitutes what is called the nature of things; and a careful observation of the nature of things is the sole foundation of all truth.

Michael has a connection with children, just like Mickey Mouse does, and he brings happiness to them, and joy.

We are living at an extraordinary time in human history. And for many of us things are great. Things are great for me.

There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.