That's what I like about the movie business: you're always in contact with wonderful and interesting people.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Soon, when all is well, you're going to look back on this period of your life and be so glad that you never gave up.

Tomorrow gets better if you get today better.

JUST SHUT UP talking about what you're going to do and JUST DO IT! Then you can talk.

Maybe I can stalk you again sometime.” “Absolutely.

Everybody's got their tools or their instruments, and it's fun to see how people expose themselves to their profession or their profession becomes who they are.

Democrats and Republicans should get together and unite for the good of our country and for the good of the American people.

It's funny because sometimes one doesn't actually consider these things for one's self until one's in a situation like this press conferece where one has to kind of think about it.

Never design anything that cannot be made.

God will give you strength when you think you can’t go on. He will give you joy when you should be discouraged. He can make a way when it looks impossible.

Love is the force that ignites the spirit and binds teams together.