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Shampoo Quotes: "People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.




Shampoo Quotes: "You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also."

You can't get too attached to any one shampoo. And conditioner, also.




Shampoo Quotes: "I don't use no cologne, none of that. I just use cocoa butter and that's it. Everything I need is natural besides going to the shower and taking soap and shampoo and conditioner."

I don't use no cologne, none of that. I just use cocoa butter and that's it. Everything I need is natural besides going to the shower and taking soap and shampoo and conditioner.



Shampoo Quotes: "I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo."

I'm a very good packer, but I probably take too much in the way of toiletries. You only really need a toothbrush, as most places you go to have a bar of soap and some shampoo.




Shampoo Quotes: "It was just using the liquid shampoo - the Russians have one very similar to the stuff we use on the Shuttle - you just wet your hair with it and then wipe it out."

It was just using the liquid shampoo - the Russians have one very similar to the stuff we use on the Shuttle - you just wet your hair with it and then wipe it out.



Shampoo Quotes: "One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers."

One time I introduced my orchestra as the Shampoo Music Makers instead of the Champagne Music Makers.



Shampoo Quotes: "I do a lot of dry shampoo. My hair just works better when it's not as clean!"

I do a lot of dry shampoo. My hair just works better when it's not as clean!




Shampoo Quotes: "The other dry shampoo I was using was wet feeling but I love Prive's smell and how light and airy my hair feels afterwards!"

The other dry shampoo I was using was wet feeling but I love Prive's smell and how light and airy my hair feels afterwards!



Shampoo Quotes: "My hair is not really white; it's kind of grayish, and I don't like the color. So I make it totally white with Klorane dry shampoo. That is the best thing to do because my hair is always clean."

My hair is not really white; it's kind of grayish, and I don't like the color. So I make it totally white with Klorane dry shampoo. That is the best thing to do because my hair is always clean.



Shampoo Quotes: "I kept thinking I would be spending my life up to my elbows in shampoo."

I kept thinking I would be spending my life up to my elbows in shampoo.



Shampoo Quotes: "He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."

He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.



Shampoo Quotes: "Unite has a great dry shampoo called 7Seconds. After a hot yoga class, when I'm super sweaty I spray this on and my hair comes back to life. Miraculous!"

Unite has a great dry shampoo called 7Seconds. After a hot yoga class, when I'm super sweaty I spray this on and my hair comes back to life. Miraculous!




Shampoo Quotes: "You may know more about vintage wine than the wine steward, but if you're smart you'll let your man do the choosing and be ecstatic over his selection, even if it tastes like shampoo."

You may know more about vintage wine than the wine steward, but if you're smart you'll let your man do the choosing and be ecstatic over his selection, even if it tastes like shampoo.



Shampoo Quotes: "But time has caught up with it and I think vindicated it. Shampoo, too: very dark, very ambitious movie."

But time has caught up with it and I think vindicated it. Shampoo, too: very dark, very ambitious movie.



Shampoo Quotes: "I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean, it amazes me that I still get excited in hotel rooms just to see what kind of shampoo they've left me."

I still enjoy traveling a lot. I mean, it amazes me that I still get excited in hotel rooms just to see what kind of shampoo they've left me.



Shampoo Quotes: "I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you."

I don’t like it when you use my shampoo, because then your hair smells like me, not you.



Shampoo Quotes: "I did things like Shampoo and Heaven Can Wait. I don't know what those films were about. The women I played in them were not very empowered."

I did things like Shampoo and Heaven Can Wait. I don't know what those films were about. The women I played in them were not very empowered.



Shampoo Quotes: "When I do yoga, it gets all sweaty, and the best thing for dried up hair isn't shampoo, it's sweat."

When I do yoga, it gets all sweaty, and the best thing for dried up hair isn't shampoo, it's sweat.



Shampoo Quotes: "You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights."

You know you've completely descended into madness when the matter of shampoo has ascended to philosophical heights.



Shampoo Quotes: "I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce."

I was booked into the Riviera Hotel in Las Vegas with three other comedians. We all were using the Riviera in-house shampoo, so we all had equal shine and bounce.



Shampoo Quotes: "I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house."

I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.



Shampoo Quotes: "I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug."

I got the part [in the Shampoo]. But it was this very unpleasantly rivalry tug.



Shampoo Quotes: "I shampoo only once a week or so, with tree tea oil shampoo. And when I slap moisturizer on my face - just some stuff I bought in the grocery store - I pile it through my hair."

I shampoo only once a week or so, with tree tea oil shampoo. And when I slap moisturizer on my face - just some stuff I bought in the grocery store - I pile it through my hair.



Shampoo Quotes: "That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy."

That woman in the shampoo commercial - she's happy. She's... she's too happy.



Shampoo Quotes: "Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos."

Call me old-fashioned, but I like my conditioners to be conditioners and my shampoos to be shampoos.



Shampoo Quotes: "No, I have someone who comes to the house and washes it, puts in the dry shampoo, and takes care if it because I have no time."

No, I have someone who comes to the house and washes it, puts in the dry shampoo, and takes care if it because I have no time.



Shampoo Quotes: "I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you’re in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick"

I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you’re in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick



Shampoo Quotes: "They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns."

They've found a link between chemicals in shampoo and obesity. If you're eating shampoo, your weight is the least of your concerns.



Shampoo Quotes: "Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?"

Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?



Shampoo Quotes: "Hair wax is my go-to. When it comes to shampoo, I use whatever is at the rink."

Hair wax is my go-to. When it comes to shampoo, I use whatever is at the rink.



Shampoo Quotes: "I'll tell you what I probably would prefer to happen less and less: actors that I know and respect in shampoo ads. Or modeling."

I'll tell you what I probably would prefer to happen less and less: actors that I know and respect in shampoo ads. Or modeling.



Shampoo Quotes: "I only shampoo [my hair] once a month."

I only shampoo [my hair] once a month.



Shampoo Quotes: "It's being a grown up, which I never figured out how to do, scrubbing the tub, and remembering to eat and shampoo my hair. It's the basics: I can write a whole book, but I cannot handle the basics."

It's being a grown up, which I never figured out how to do, scrubbing the tub, and remembering to eat and shampoo my hair. It's the basics: I can write a whole book, but I cannot handle the basics.