That's the reason I'm not the one that's dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Life is uncertain.Today you get a rose.Tomorrow you feel the thorns.But the end result is red, always!!

Buried and burned. Never find them. Never. Buried and buried.

You've always got to have a plan. Keep thinking ahead. Don't ever get complacent.

My dressing table was willed to me, with some of my furniture.

To do then now would be retro. To do then then was very now-tro, if you will.

The first calculators tended to sell for $400 or $500. Today, you can get a pretty good one for 4 or $5.

Mido has just been sent off and I can confirm he walks like an Egyptian

Freedom, remember, is not the same as liberty.

I can read and speak Hindi quite well now and that's quite an achievement considering I didn't know the language at all when I came down here.

Do not search for the truth; Only cease to cherish opinions.