That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

And, after all, you’ve got to live.”“Not that way, ” said Roark.

We use to think that we’ll go to Heaven if we avoid sins or have our pastor remove them. To labor ourselves into paradise is a new and somewhat discouraging perspective.

Positive thoughts and prayer have been the best means available, since the beginning of time, to transform darkness to light.

Faith is the realization that God's pleasure in you will never be based upon your performance for him.

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

Old-fashioned poetry, but choicely good.

We're very genuinely designing the best products that we can for people.

I didn't know what to expect from a famous movie star; maybe that he'd be sort of stuck-up, you know. But not Gary Cooper. He horsed around so much... that I had a hard time painting him.

It's hard to see your own face without a mirror.