Funny Friendship Quotes
Funny Friendship Quote of the day
A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
To help a friend in need is easy, but to give him your time is not always opportune.
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
I can't forgive my friends for dying; I don't find these vanishing acts of theirs at all amusing.
We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them...
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.
When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.
She's been there for me in a lot of ways, and she really is just the most dependable and loyal and funny as all get out. I mean, she just cracks me up. Constantly.
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.
The most fatal disease of friendship is gradual decay, or dislike hourly increased by causes too slender for complaint, and too numerous for removal.
