I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

Not anymore, though, " he said. "And I guess that's the one perk of loving a dead girl. She never changes.

Contrary to popular opinion, leaders aren’t created out of fame. Fame is just a shadow. When you enter dark times in, it leaves you.

If Money Is Everything Then We Mean Nothing

THE MAIN DUTY OF LAW enforcement is law breaking. Right now the disciplined forces jobs are the reserve of the ‘elite’ and security has little meaning, money is the arbiter of law breaking.

Next time it'll be your nuts.

Don't become a mere recorder of facts, but try to penetrate the mystery of their origin.

The enemy advances, we retreat; the enemy camps, we harass; the enemy tires, we attack; the enemy retreats, we pursue

That is a big question we all have: are we alone in the universe? And exoplanets confirm the suspicion that planets are not rare.

The Indo-Canadian community has been a microcosm of the people of Indian origin living abroad besides reflecting Indias diversity.

I am not wise, but I can always learn.