Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?

Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same.

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

Every book was a door

Every time the long-forgotten people of the past are remembered, they are born again!

I think therefore I am.

I had a really nice association with Richie DeRosa, a great musician, a great drummer and composer and arranger. And I had a number of classes with him.

It's time that we began to laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again.

Through violence, you may murder the hater, but you do not murder the hate.

Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot?

For I desired, as Youth does, to be taken by the hand and hurled into the world.

You write who you are. But you also cheat, and youwrite what you want to be. It's embarrasing to be the guy who madethe movie, knowing you're not exactly who you want to be.

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life.