Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

Irreverence is our only sacred cow.

There are as good fish in the sea as ever came out of it.

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it.

Instead of asking WHY you had to do it, how about just thanking Him for safely bringing you THROUGH it.

My advice to aspiring performers is trust your instincts, 9 times out of 10 they are perfect.

It feels good to think about you when I'm warm in bed. I feel as if you're curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true.

Whenever you finish an artwork and the viewer comes and views it, at that moment you've given up control.

Repentance is the true turning of our life to God, a turning that arises from a pure and earnest fear of Him; and it consists in the mortification of the flesh and the renewing of the Spirit.

High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.

Nobody ever figures out what life is all about, and it doesn't matter. Explore the world. Nearly everything is really interesting if you go into it deeply enough.