Lois Greiman, Unmanned Quotes

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls.

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.