A person without regrets is called a corpse.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

Don’t worry

I didn't have any ambition to produce big mainstream popcorn movies.

All these toys were never intended to possess my heart. My true good is in another world, and my only real treasure is Christ.

And also, Sergio Leone was considered in Italy a director of category B, not a big director.

Pictures just come to my mind and I tell my heart to go ahead.

It took years of wear and tear before idealism crumbled like so much bric-a-brac.

Give me a bed and a book and I am happy.

Love yourself first and the rest of your life will fall into place.

I never feel more at home than at a ballgame.

Desire, ignorance, and inequality—this is the trinity of bondage.