Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere.

In the midst of your struggles, you WILL find a reason to keep going. Don’t give up!

The moral of the tale is this: whoever allows himself to be whipped, deserves to be whipped.

If anybody asks me what I have accomplished, I will say all I have accomplished is that I have written a few good sentences.

If a man teach uprightly and walk crookedly, more will fall down in the night of his life than he built in the day of his doctrine.

My goal was always to be recognized as a good actor but no one was interested in that, simply because society just wants to warm towards your appearance. This is the great blemish of society.

Be able to defend your arguments in a rational way. Otherwise, all you have is an opinion.

I couldn't get any of the ingenue roles when younger because at 5 feet 9 inches with a deep voice I was always too... genue. My career has completely happened since I was 29.

We must remember who we are by remembering Whose we are.

... imperfection would get me farther than perfection.