Chick Lit Quotes
I have a head for business and a body for sin. Unfortunately, the sin appears to be gluttony.
If you have just one person believe in you, you'll always find your way
A mysterious ability, a broken promise, a life changed forever...
In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose.
In the movie business, the ones we call Lucky are usually those idiots who are just too damn stubborn to take no for an answer. Come to think of it, the movie business is kind of like life.
Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.
In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.
Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.
Some men are warriors and some men are weenies. The trick is figuring out which is which.
Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.
Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.
There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.
You lose a couple of pounds and get a guy good and drunk, you could have a hell of a good time even if you are not smart.
The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts.
Fair play is all well and good. But knowing how to kick 'em in the balls can get you out of a jam 9 times out of 10.
Just remember this, Missy, escargot ain't nothin' but snails with their noses stuck in the air.
Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt.
Life is what you make it. Unless some guy finds you with his girl. Then the ball's pretty much in his court.
You're gonna sit down. You're gonna shut up. And by the grace of God Almighty, I ain't gonna kill you.
Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.
Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a hell of a lot more effective in court. So your set, McMullen
Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.
I fear that someday you will abandon the joys we share and find another not worthy of your charms.
Frankie Perino and I were lucky that day. Lucky to be alive-that's what everyone said.
I began to think I quite liked her really. It's always so nice to meet someone more badly behaved than oneself.
I violently dislike you, ' she said, and then she was gone, slamming the door and leaving a sort of shocked silence behind.
I know that you always take around because you talk so much, but I like to always know what's happening in your world.
Some people just don’t find their Prince Charming straight away, they have to search for him.
But it's all right now.I learned my lesson well.You see, you can't please everyoneSo you've got to please yourself.
Back in time it seemed that having a sister were a tragedy. Instead it is one of the best presents my parents could have ever given me.
How quickly we damn ourselves when we start to talk, how small and inglorious we always sound.
Victory! Catherine wanted to pull the front of her top over her head and run around the office making V-signs. Of course she wouldn’t do that
