Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Who doesn't desire his father's death?

The purpose of relationships is not happiness, but transformation.

I thought that young people had more problems than old people...Then I looked around and saw that everybody who looked young had young problems and that everybody who looked old had old problems.

I believe in the power of every human being to end suffering.

Neville [Chamberlain] has a retail mind in a wholesale business.

There's nothing more calming in difficult moments that knowing there's some one fighting with you.

The best way to become a mentally tough runner is to believe that you're a mentally tough runner

The world is now unipolar and contains o-nly o-ne superpower. Canada shares a continent with that superpower.

The digital process gives me total control over how I want the film to look. The films look like they did when I was first looking through the viewfinder.

Never abandon life. There is a way out of everything except death.