Some days you see lots of people on crutches.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

In the marketplace of ideas, a dime is expensive than the cost price of beauty

Allow yourself to be freed from the constraints of what the mind knows, believes & thinks.

Awareness isn’t something we own; awareness isn’t something we possess. Awareness is actually what we are.

If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.

The people should fight for the law as for their city wall.

If you're a Mexican citizen whether you live in a shanty shack or the big palace on the beach, when you turn 65, your property taxes are cut in half.

It is an occupational risk of biologists to claim, towards the end of their careers, that the problems which they have not solved are insoluble.

Nothing in this world is to be feared... only understood.

A man can look upon his life and accept it as good or evil; it is far, far harder for him to confess that it has been unimportant in the sum of things.

I love shooting with real things in the real world. I think it gives a level of drama, performance, and everything seems to rise to the occasion.