I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Every artist joins a conversation that's been going on for generations, even millennia, before he or she joins the scene.

Success is peace of mind, which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to become the best of which you are capable.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

Only morality in our actions can give beauty and dignity to life.

Conclusion 2: There's nothing more demonic than two bored twins. ~Signed Tamaki

Actions are always more complex and nuanced than they seem. We have to be willing to wrestle with paradox in pursuing understanding.

Some form of common worship and a common place of worship appear to be a human necessity.

Artists who approach perfection do not have many ideas.

The only person who is going to give you security and the life you want is you.

There are loads of countries that have nice written constitutions like ours. But there aren't loads of countries where they're followed.