Garlic Quotes

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I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill.

Without garlic I simply would not care to live.

You can never have too much, butter.

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art.

You can never have enough garlic. With enough garlic, you can eat The New York Times.

Garlic is as good as ten mothers.

My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches - with the possible exception of ice cream and pie.

The only advice I can give to aspiring writers is don't do it unless you're willing to give your whole life to it. Red wine and garlic also helps.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

It's a comfort to always find pasta in the cupboard and garlic and parsley in the garden.

Vulgarity is the garlic in the salad of charm.

Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.

There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic.

The air in Provence is impregnated with the aroma of garlic, which makes it very healthful to breathe.

There are many miracles in the world to be celebrated and, for me, garlic is the most deserving.

Stop and smell the garlic! That's all you have to do.

My perfect last meal would be: shrimp cocktail, lasagna, steak, creamed spinach, salad with bleu cheese dressing, onion rings, garlic bread, and a dessert of strawberry shortcake.

The combination of olive oil, garlic and lemon juice lifts the spirits in winter.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul.

Most dear actors, eat no onions nor garlic, for we are to utter sweet breath.

Not me, paranoia's the garlic in life's kitchen, right, you can never have too much.

Hatred, for the man who is not engaged in it, is a little like the odor of garlic for one who hasn't eaten any.

Of the many smells of Athens two seem to me the most characteristic - that of garlic, bold and deadly like acetylene gas. and that of dust, soft and warm and caressing like tweed.

A plot without action is like pasta without garlic, like Dolly Parton without cleavage, and like a writer without his similes.

I love garlic, and I use it often.

Peace and happiness, begin, geographically, where garlic is used in cooking.

PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.

We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking.

There's no doubt that after you eat a lot of garlic, you just kind of feel like you are floating, you feel ultra-confident, you feel capable of going out and whipping your weight in wild cats.

A garlic caress is stimulating. A garlic excess soporific.

The food in such places is so tasteless because the members associate spices and garlic with just the sort of people they're trying to keep out.

Home-made bread rubbed with garlic and sprinkled with olive oil, shared-with a flask of wine-between working people, can be more convivial than any feast.

Animals have rights, to be smothered with garlic and butter!

Danger is to adventure what garlic is to spaghetti sauce. Without it, you just end up with stewed tomatoes.

Our lives are full of stress. Some meditate, some walk, some sing and dance. Nature offers us garlic, maitake and hibiscus to relieve stress

Do not eat garlic or onions; for their smell will reveal that you are a peasant.

My favorite is the garlic press. I think it's beautiful as an object. But the awkward part of it all is that I don't use it much because I'm allergic to garlic.

I think garlic is absolutely critical. Lemon is absolutely critical to boost the immune system. Olive oil is absolutely critical ... just one teaspoon, it will last the whole month.

Raw garlic and a skin of the lemon - not only do they give you a beautiful face and skin but they also protect you from disease.

What do you think? Young women of rank eat - you will never guess what - garlick!

Following the Romanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.

As a rule they will refuse even to sample a foreign dish, they regard such things as garlic and olive oil with disgust, life is unliveable to them unless they have tea and puddings.

After waking up, I take my vitamins and eat fruit or, sometimes, bread with garlic, which is good for your health.

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.

If you like garlic, you'll like ramps.

He added that a Frenchman in the train had given him a great sandwich that so stank of garlic that he had been inclined to throw it at the fellow's head.

In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza.

There are three things you cannot hide: smell of the garlic, fragrance of the flower and the wisdom of the teacher.

I am very moody when I cook. I cook according to the way I feel at the moment. A little of this, a little of that, and almost always a coupcon of garlic. I never proceed by the rules.