Manure Quotes
Manure Quote of the day
Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it
I have used all the manure that has been thrown on me as fertilizer to make me stronger.
When the spring comes, we will manure the plains of Kosova with the bones of Serbs, for we Albanians have suffered too much to forget.
The church is like manure. Pile it up, and it stinks up the neighborhood. Spread it out, and it enriches the world.
Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.
I think of my art materials not as junk but as garbage. Manure, actually: it goes from being the waste material of one being to the life-source of another.
They think they can make fuel from horse manure - now, I don't know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
Man takes a great deal of pains to heap up riches, and they are but like heaps of manure in the furrows of the field, good for nothing unless they be spread.
Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.
Christians are like manure: spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly.
It is easy to love people when they smell good, but sometimes they slip into the manure of life and smell awful. You must love them just as much when they smell foul.
Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.
Nature does have manure and she does have roots as well as blossoms, and you can't hate the manure and blame the roots for not being blossoms.
If I discover a manure which will enable me to make a piece of land produce 20 per cent more corn, I may withdraw at least a portion of my capital from the most unproductive part of my farm.
When will they make a tractor that can furnish the manure for farm fields and produce a baby tractor every spring?
Humanity is the rich effluvium, it is the waste and the manure and the soil, and from it grows the tree of the arts.
Money is like manure, you don't have to spread it around, you can just sell it to Potash Corp as fertilizer.
The more fodder, the more flesh; the more flesh, the more manure; the more manure, the more grain.
My days are spent wrangling children, chipping dried manure from boots, washing jeans, and frying calf nuts.
He who follows his lessons tastes a profound peace, and looks upon everybody as a bunch of manure.
You need bad things to make good things. It’s like with farming— if you want to grow a good crop, you need a lot of manure.
The return from cows and sheep in cheese is worth much money every day in the season, without calves and lambs, and without the manure, which all return corn and fruit.
All the human and animal manure which the world wastes, if returned to the land, instead of being thrown into the sea, would suffice to nourish the world.
The poor are the human manure in which grow the harvests of life, the harvests of joy which the rich reap.
I went horseback riding and got a big chunk of horse manure kicked into my face. It has a way of slapping you right back into reality.
I've always considered myself a physical person. I don't call myself a farm girl, but I did spend a lot of years shoveling manure and throwing hay, because I worked to pay most of my riding expenses.
By raising tall trees for windbreaks, citrus underneath, and a green manure cover down on the surface, I have found a way to take it easy and let the orchard manage itself!
I tried for a while to be an agricultural worker and was hopelessly bored. To me it was meaningless. I would stand around in heaps of manure and sings about the beauty of the work I wasn't doing.
Advertising is to a genuine article what manure is to land, - it largely increases the product.
Paul McCartney, one of the best songwriters of all time, has only produced manure for the past 25 years.
Who could deny that our Austria is richer than any other country? As the saying goes: "We have money like manure.
A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on you like flies!
Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell?
I imbue this place with my essence, every stone and every drop. My visit will do wonders for the flowers." Aly propped her chin on her hand. "So does manure," she observed.
Grief is like manure, if you spread it out it fertilizes, if you leave it in a big pile it smells like crap.
No man should be allowed to be the President who does not understand hogs, or hasn't been around a manure pile.
The tree of research must be fed from time to time with the blood of bean-counters, for it is its natural manure.
