Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Your targets empower you as they allow yourself to bring out the best within you.

An error of the passions is not the flowering of a great love, and merely the beauty of the human form is not capable of inspiring an eternity of mad attachment.

Eyes skip a low-key profile.

The beauty of it is that we have to content ourselves with the recognition of the miracle, beyond which there is no legitimate way out.

Ive come to believe in the primacy of form - the notion of art seducing you through your senses, through your eyeballs.

History is sympathetic to its authors.

People have offered me opportunities in exchange for sleeping with them. But it's not 1952 anymore.

Courage is the power of the mind to overcome fear.

...was treading on dangerous water there... (on Phil Neville)

Obscurity can be a fire of ambition in those who have stalwart souls