Bananas Quotes

Bananas Quote of the day

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

When you buy bananas all you want is the fruit not the skin, but you have to pay for the skin also. It is a waste. And you the customer should not have to pay for the waste.

Being called close-minded by religious people is a bit like being called yellow by a bunch of bananas.

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.

Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them.

I'm like a navigator and I try to encourage our collaboration and find the best way that will produce fruit. I like fruit. I like cherries, I like bananas.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Technology has the shelf life of a banana.

My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.

Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

We share half our genes with the banana.

Cybernetics is NOT the banana.

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

When we started off, we wanted the girls, the cocaine, the fur coats. It wasn't like it was an act; it was almost like working-class people winning the pools. We went bananas.

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.

Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme.

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado!

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

How to defend yourself against a banana

Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence

I always have bananas with me for energy.

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich. I'll just have peanut butter and bananas, then peanut butter and pickles. Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.

This is America, not a banana republic.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

When it gets into these spikes, with shortages and uproar and so forth, people go bananas, but that's capitalism.

Me Grandad is 74 and he's football bananas, so me nan gets loads of grief.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.

I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.

I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it quickly enough.