Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him.

Obviously those who burn to be professional jesters mean that they want to be successful comedians. And those are always an elite, microscopic portion of the population. But oh, how they try.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

Dreams are the touchstones of our characters.

When we do not know our true identity as powerful creators, we are susceptible to being used and manipulated.

You remember too much," my mother said to me recently. "Why hold onto all that?" And I said, "where can I put it down?

I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?

I have a strong feeling about this quick movement and changing of society and populations growing - something scary.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

God gave you your own race to run, stop comparing yourself to other people. They have their race and you have yours. Run hard and don't quit.

He makes people pleased with him by making them first pleased with themselves.

How fragile our lives are anyway. How quickly things can change forever.

When you're wide awake say it for goodness sake, it's gonna be a great day.