People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

It's the journey, not the destination. I truly believe that.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I'd love to do a drama.

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

It is no longer clear which way is up even if one wants to rise.

Love is like the measles we all have to go through it.

Being in 'Doctor Who' has been so amazing. I don't think I will ever have a job quite so fun ever again. I feel sad because I am going to leave, but with any story, it has to come to an end.

Protocol may be defined as the code of etiquette which protects royalty from the competition of intellectual and social superiors.

Don't tell people what you are thinking, or you will miss them terribly when you are away.

I am convinced that UFOs exist because I've seen one.

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. The violence of revolutions is the violence of men who charge into a vacuum.

My nature is orderly and observant and scrupulous and deeply introverted.

You have to fail and then get better. Then you have to fail again, and then get even better.