Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

he is both the source of my happiness and the one i want to share it with.

The more you appreciate the things of beauty all around you, the more beautiful things will fill your life.

To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at your funeral.

There’s a Russian proverb: To taste the ocean, all you need is one gulp.

Cities are the crucible of civilization.

The book, like the bicycle, is a perfect form.

It's the cliches that cause the trouble. A precise emotion seeks a precise expression.

In order for architecture to experience its ongoing evolution as a language, there has to be a lot of adjusted copies between how architects draw, think, engage bylaws and constraints.

I value self-discipline, but creating systems that make it next to impossible to misbehave is more reliable than self-control.

Cats like men are flatterers.