Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles." Holly opened the throttle. "Now there's an order I never thought I'd hear from you.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

The truth is that as you are building your small business, still that small business needs to experience some form of increase and growth

His words were coated with glorious boredom

People tend to want to live up to their friends’ high regard.

The buyer, the prospect, the customer expects you to have knowledge of their stuff, not just your stuff.

When we were touring heavily in America, we based ourselves there for a couple of years, but now we're all back here and it seems to be the place.

The woman just ahead of you at the supermarket checkout has all the delectable groceries you didn't even know they carried.

Jason: I'm all for hobbies, but you think this is the time for origami? Whatcha making, a crane?

Nintendo DS is not standing still. As a tenth serious competitor decides to make a run at Game Boy, DS raises the bar on portable gaming, before they even get started.

Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!

A person riding a unicycle on a tightrope doesn't worry about being likeable; they're doing something amazing that very few people can do.