People in life, when they have a tendency to exaggerate or lie or whatever, you always sort of notice that their voice goes up quite high.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.

What is it that doesn’t allow you to go to moksha? Obstinacy!

The immoral woman in Luke 7 has the faith to anticipate Christ's forgiveness. She can act in love with no words to justify.

Open your eyes

To learn that it's easier to be told by others what to think and believe than it is to think for yourself.

Discussions allow photographers to shuffle their prejudices

When I moved to New York, I fell head over heels back into country music and probably 'cause I missed something about Texas.

Confucianism strongly condemned the use of drugs like opium.

The only reason integrity should be a burden to you is if you enjoy being dishonest.

One's desire, not ability, determines success.