PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Work without love is slavery.

...wherever there is society, there is authority and the temptation to disobedience because our individual wills refuse to submit...

...to invent is to discover that we know not, and not to recover or resummon that which we already know

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

There's always room for improvement. We have a nucleus that's pretty good. You want players that will help.

There are faults which show heart and win hearts, while the virtue in which there is no love, repels.

Seek the Lord and give God the opportunity to provide through other means before you take out debt.

Stilled legendary depth: It was as deep as England. It held Pike too immense to stir, so immense and old That past nightfall I dared not cast.

I don't care what becomes of Russia. To hell with it. All this is only the road to a World Revolution.

Research can trap you into the past.