NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.

Wishing you blessings of good health and wealth. May Joy and Peace be your followers.

Writing keeps death at bay. Every book I write is a triumph over death. ... If we did not know we’d die, we’d wander around and sleep like cats.

Contained within the breadth of my heart where you belong unto me and I unto you.

Look inside yourself and you'll find a world of things (a world of your own experiences)worth writing about.

I never said the camera was truth. It is, however, a more accurate and more objective way of seeing.

There's only one thing we can control, and that is how hard we play.

If you make a sale, you can earn a commission. If you make a friend, you can earn a fortune!

it is inconceivable that poverty eradication can make much headway in the absence of major advances in literacy.

It would be fair in terms of justice that those who believe in 'Life After Death' live much less than those who do not believe in such a thing!

We are lived by powers we pretend to understand.