I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Men are allowed to age. Men are allowed to gain weight. Men are allowed to be quirky looking.

It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about.

Taking into account the public's regrettable lack of taste, it is incumbent upon you not to fit in.

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.

This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.

I can't wait for the next fad though, and I predict it's going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It's going to be bonnets and butter churns.

I reserve the right to love many different people at once, and to change my prince often.

Our focus should not be on emerging technologies, but on emerging cultural practices.

The dull mind, once arriving at an inference that flatters the desire, is rarely able to retain the impression that the notion from which the inference started was purely problematic.

He could not die when trees were green, for he loved the time too well.

What a hideout: Holiness lies spread and borne over the surface of time and stuff like color.

I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play.

The more moral you pretend to be, the less moral you are; the less moral you try to be, the more moral you are.

I don't care if people I admire criticize me because their opinion is valuable to me.

Truth is only stranger than fiction if you're a stranger to the truth. Which means you're either a liar or you're fictional.

One should express his viewpoint regarding what he performed in his country and in a vast part of the world with great respect and deep thought.