Sucker Quotes

Sucker Quote of the day

They tore out my heart and stomped that sucker flat.

P.T. Barnum said a sucker is born every minute, but his estimate was laughably low.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going.

I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him.

I'm a sucker for corn rows and manicured toes.

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.

Never give a sucker an even break.

I'm a sucker for packaging!

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

Broaden your horizons. They're the only ones you'll ever have, so make the suckers as wide as possible.

If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.

I'm always a sucker for a love story.

This is the truth: I'm into sales. I love deals. I'm definitely a sucker for steals.

Look around the table. If you don't see a sucker, get up, because you're the sucker.

One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him.

If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

Worry is to joy what a Hoover vacuum cleaner is to dirt: might as well attach your heart to a happiness-sucker and flip the switch.

Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

Ray Lewis knifed through those offensive linemen like a sucker-punch switchblade slicing between the ribs of some inebriated trash-talking punk outside a sports bar.

What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One is a wide-mouthed, bottom-feeding, slime sucker - and the other is a fish.

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The first time my town saw the sky it sucker-punched us in the throat, left us breathless, said, I'm gonna keep you awake some nights without touching you. You'll make it up, the pain, you always do.

You’re nice to me because you think I’m pretty?” “And because you have brown eyes. I’m a sucker for big old brown eyes.

For those who fight for it life has a flavor the sheltered will never know

I'm a sucker for turquoise sea, white beaches and palm trees. I've been to the tropics every year since I could afford it. It's the perfect place to unwind. I can chill out, read, do a bit of yoga.

You're not a sucker. You're just nice. You give people the benefit of the doubt.

Lies were only as strong as the suckers that believed them.

I'm a sucker for sad disco pop.

It will not bother me in the hour of death to reflect that I have been "had for a sucker" by any number of imposters but it would be a torment to know that one had refused even one person in need.

Rise up, you suckers, and go out and do the work of Jesus!

I ain't guilty cause, even though I sell rocks Yo sound the bells school is in sucker

I'm a real sucker for guitars. I've had a crush on many, many a guitarist.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.

A sucker don't ever catch on. A smart man don't ever sleep. He's got to keep ducking the traps.

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic.

If you can't spot the sucker in your first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.

Get up sucker and fight. Get up and fight

No one will ever win four [Super Bowls] in six years again. It won't happen. You can chisel that sucker in stone.

On a superficial level, I like girls with dark hair - I'm a sucker for that.

The sucker's trap is when you focus on what you know and what others don't know, rather than the reverse.

I'm such a sucker for love and I believe in it and I always want it to win.

I'm a very outgoing person so I like girls who are not afraid to be themselves. I'm not a shy person.I like conversations and I'm a really big sucker for personality.

I've always been a sucker for attention.

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

I can't believe how much money I lose betting on sports. "sucker born every minute". That's me!

I am a sucker for jackets!

It was a sucker punch. But you know who gets hit by sucker punches? Suckers.

A sucker punch came flying from somewhere in the back. As soon as we can see clearly with our big black eye, we're going to light up your world like the fourth of July.

My capacity for invention is flash hot stark, I thought. Sucker sunshade. Disembodied radar-reconnaissance. Not to mention Bitter Chocolate Death and Killer Zebras. Pity about the rest of me.