Otis, " I said."Shhh, " he said. "I'm incognito. Call me...Otis.""I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay."Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.

Should I get you a shovel so youcan dig that hole a little deeper?

You're sure?' I asked. 'I mean, the Lord of the Sword is great. But you could also be, I don't know, the Slammer of the Hammer'.

Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive, " that's your cue.

Nothing is harder than to get people to think about what they are going to do.

Sadly, the immortal Jackie Milburn died recently

Basketballs dont hold grudges!

Every ant knows the formula of its ant-hill, every bee knows the formula of its beehive. They know it in their own way, not in our way. Only humankind does not know its own formula.

You sometimes have to answer a woman according to her womanliness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his folly.

By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to do it.

Positive, optimistic sales people sell more than pessimistic sales people.

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

I feel more comfortable with my clothes off than on!

Practice meditation regularly. Meditation leads to eternal bliss. Therefore meditate, meditate.