You're sure?' I asked. 'I mean, the Lord of the Sword is great. But you could also be, I don't know, the Slammer of the Hammer'.

Otis, " I said."Shhh, " he said. "I'm incognito. Call me...Otis.""I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay."Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.

Should I get you a shovel so youcan dig that hole a little deeper?

Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive, " that's your cue.

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Mary, we met in a pub. As you weren’t banging a tambourine, I understand you weren’t selling the word of God.

Gonzaga was the kind of place you’d not even think about loving until you’d left it for a couple of years.

The sky, with a single star, would be dark and boring. A million stars in the firmament makes for something wondrous and bright.

Infinite possibilities exist within the art of storytelling. To me, it is nothing less than the magic of creation.

We all only have 1440 minutes a day. Accept you can't do it all, focus on what's important and do that well.

Only lies offend me, never honest counsel.

In all my work, I try to say - 'You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?'

There was a male sketch group in my college. I was like why isn't there a female sketch group? So then I started doing sketch comedy and all that stuff. It just happened.

The ocean does something to me that is unexplainable. Just being out there and realizing im alive.