If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

If your financial life is not in order, every other area of your life will be in disorder.

My sense of misadventure took over and I began looking at my problems as challenges.

A good story feels both surprising and inevitable, fresh and familiar.

Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worry about sorting it out later.

I felt nothing all the time, and it had started to feel normal. It should have scared me, but it didn't.

There are artists, true performers that have come before me who have been a big inspiration to me. I hope I do the same for others.

Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.

It must be weird having one child.

Many of the world's greatest discoveries have been by accident. I mean, look at the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, or Botox.