Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

Terrorism is the war of the weak and war is the terrorism of the strong.

It's not about people believing the story. It's about you knowing and holding it to be true.

A civilized society is one that exhibits the five qualities of truth beauty adventure art and peace.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

[Maurizio Arrivabene is quite a character] but only for himself and not for Formula One.

I always want to stretch myself and do something that I haven't done before.

When you have a spiritual foundation, you look at poverty differently then.

God may not play dice but he enjoys a good round of Trivial Pursuit every now and again.

Focus on the process of what it takes to be successful.

The job of the writer and the filmmaker is not to impose his vision on the reality, but to be inspired by the reality and create a vision out of that.