Obama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

It seems in this day and age, people are banking on a Faith that has long since checked out.

Chiron reminds us that only through recognising and accepting our inner wounds can we find true healing.

There is no way to happiness - happiness is the way.

What happened in America in the 1860s was a war of secession, a war of independence, no different in principle from what happened in America in the 1770s and 1780s.

Words of love, are works of love.

To realize truth, you must cross all boundaries of all religions and all prophets

The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.

What I enjoy most about being on stage is that the natural instruments give you a greater freedom with texture. When you use natural instruments they have their own resonance.

There are times a women's just got to fight even if she knows it's a losing battle

I'm fitter than I've ever been, I'm actually very, very healthy and I'm happy.