The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.

We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.

Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

Humans cannot produce viable offspring with our closest animal cousin: the chimpanzee. We cannot impregnate a chimp. So you know what that means? No condoms.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

My own attitude to the innumerable injustices of life has always been a philosophical one, especially when they have tended to operate in my favour.

He's fiery, he's competitive, ... I think it was an unfair booking, and Wayne reacts like this against injustice.

When the morning gathers the rainbow, want you to know I'm a rainbow too.

I also just accept that I might never want to write a song again.

Sunset Boulevard opened in August 1950, and it was pronounced the best movie ever made about Hollywood.

I am the kind of person that takes everything as is and then look at it from the outside looking in.

What is offered to man's apprehension in any specific revelation of Christ is the living God himself.

Working in an office with an array of electronic devices is like trying to get something done at home with half a dozen small children around. The calls for attention are constant.

Molded salads are best served in situations where they have little or no competition ... Like television, gelatin is too often a vehicle for limp leftovers that couldn't make it anywhere else.

There is in every human countenance either a history or a prophecy which must sadden, or at least soften every reflecting observer.