My poor fellow, why not carry a watch?

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.

People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.

Cynicism is the humor of hatred.

He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.

God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.

A man never knows what a fool he is until he hears himself imitated by one.

I'll have that one, please.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Non c'era bisogno di parole, c'era bisogno di abbracci sinceri.

How do I go about cataloguing my dreams?

I don't like to say 'dork' and 'nerd' and things like that because I think that everyone is cool in their own right.

and I ask myself and you, which of our visions will claim us which will we claim how will we go on living how will we touch, what will we know what will we say to each other.

If God is a crutch, then atheism is a coma.

Because of old sports injuries, yoga has become a physical lifesaver.

There is a Power in the universe greater than you are, and you can use it.

As all truth is from God, it necessarily follows that true science and true religion can never be at variance.

To fall in love with God is the greatest romance; to seek him the greatest adventure; to find him, the greatest human achievement.

...an old man is twice a child.