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W. C. Fields Quotes: My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
         

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.


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